Tammy-flu...

him: ....bla..bla..bla..TAMMY-FLU!!
me : (overheard) what the hell is Tammy-flu?
him: hahaha..u don't know meh? it's a new outbreak!!
me : not again..so this time cannot eat chicken again ah?
her : (laugh hysterically!) he's making a fool of u la.
him : this gal,17 years old gal from NYP making a fame
        out of herself in singapore n malaysia with her
         home made private video.
me  : gosh..another Paris Hilton.
her : can't blame her cus she lost her HP..the idiot who
         picked up her HP..posted it
him : n they're selling it in vcds in malaysia for RM4 each
me  : wa piang!!
him : u should see her...she's such an expert!! 
         pro. than both of u.
( me and her laugh hysterically again!!)