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proudly present
cheers**
to the last entry for this blog as from now on i will be reverting all
my entries to my new improved blog ....welcome to my new -HOME-
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don't ask me why i'm in a foul mood today.
ask them.
♠ ask Cold Storage why the staff displayed an expired packet of
frozen green beans and why i'm the lucky buyer?
♠ ask the Aussie stranger why he shows me a pic of the FHM model
and said "this is Australian woman...whew!!" (what the fuck
does he mean anyway?!!?)
♠ ask my superior why did i get the blames for what i didn't do?
♠ ask my land-lady why did she cheated on telling us that she
changed a new TV for us but infact is an old junk...i can't even
watch DVDs on it?
♠ ask the 'you-can-even-pass-as-my-grandpa' tryer why did he
even bother to ask if i'll go out with him?
♠ ask my laptop why is it not responding to all the DVDs software
i put in?
♠ ask my period why is it coming in the wrong timing?
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weight issue
Shark!
I'm gaining weight...my arms + thighs r visibly getting bigger day by
day! All thanks to my humungous appetitte(i can pratically eat the whole cow everyday!!!) and my love for carbo. Eating in odd and irregular hours do help to
contributes too and this urge usually hit past midnight or late noon-'exactly this timing'
(gobbling down an chocolate ecclair while typing this)Aaaargh!!!!! Gotta
ditch this habit fast n start making fitness plan or obese here i
come...
♥ these..(i'm sure it'll hide the flabby arms n thunder thighs....Aargh!I'm obsessed)
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pervert attack!!!
Was peacefully asleep this morning until the phone rang...hastily,i
went to picked it up with my eyes still close.It was a man's voice,an
unfamiliar voice!!...he started talking in a hushy voice "
uh..uh..hello..uh!! ah..", I was stunned for a moment then i sputtered,"er...." and he continued with his hushy tone (and i bet u he was wanking....HARD!!) "ahhh...ini Eileen ke?".Then I shouted,"NO!!" and hanged up.
Who the hell will start a phone conversation with "uh..uh!"
and without acknowledging the person on the other line first..even if
u're very sure that your super horny GF is homealone,you'll never know
if she ever decided to invite her chi-muis,and one of them will pick up
the phone eventually.Anyway,back to my story telling...he called again
after I hanged up and of cus I didn't pick it up,he rang a few times u
know!
I assure u this bloody moron
was up to sumthing...and why I know? cus he rang a few times just to
try his luck again even when i've already told him I'm not
'Eileen'...dammit!! and another reason why i know is thru
experience..God! Is like i'm a prey or sumthing!
So...it happened last year but
then was a different no...I picked up the phone with this guy telling
me that he is a manager of a certain hotel (some cheapskate hotel that
you'll never heard of it unless if u're a player...so u know what i
mean rite!!), and he said that he has his caucasian client beside him
complaning about this malay girl that he(the client) picked up last
nite..had a good time but his wallet n watch was gone in the morning!
The manager then i asked me if i knew this girl cus she gave the client
this contact no...with my uncomfortable voice i answered,"I think u got the wrong no"....then he said,"no,no,no u know what i mean right as in having a good time"...then
he started babbling n describing about what certain 'position' the girl
was in last night n the hot steamy night they spent!He was obviously
trying to convinced me into his 'wanking' plan.So readers,pls tell me
now that i'm being victimized...n u know what's strange? He said his
client was beside him complaining rite...I didn't hear a single soul
speaking.
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latest "canteen talk"
Tammy-flu...
him: ....bla..bla..bla..TAMMY-FLU!!
me : (overheard) what the hell is Tammy-flu?
him: hahaha..u don't know meh? it's a new outbreak!!
me : not again..so this time cannot eat chicken again ah?
her : (laugh hysterically!) he's making a fool of u la.
him : this gal,17 years old gal from NYP making a fame
out of herself in singapore n malaysia with her
home made private video.
me : gosh..another Paris Hilton.
her : can't blame her cus she lost her HP..the idiot who
picked up her HP..posted it
him : n they're selling it in vcds in malaysia for RM4 each
me : wa piang!!
him : u should see her...she's such an expert!!
pro. than both of u.
( me and her laugh hysterically again!!)
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